March smack down…
When February said that it could make snow banks as high as our head, March laughed and said “I can go much higher”.
When February said I can turn sidewalks into single lined mountain passes, March laughed and said “I can make them impassable!”
When February said I will make men go out and buy snow blowers, March again laughed and said “I eat snow blowers for lunch !”
February said that at least people have hope that spring will come soon. March mocked February’s sentimentality for humans, and said “I am the destroyer of hope. I live to make men weep.”
“Ahh,” said the tulips sitting in the window, “you are both fools, for my mistress she does stir, and soon she will sweep away both of you.”