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December 15, 2014

What do you think the relationship is between women who read Cosmo and later develop Alzheimer’s?

There must be a relationship. How else do these people keep buying the magazine every month, when every month the magazine is about the exact same things: fashion, celebrity gossip, and how to have better sex.

Maybe its all those bigger, better, best orgasms that do it.

 

 

 

I’m sure the rate is no different for the men who read Men’s Health. Every month I can read at 20 paces from the magazine rack – in 48 bold font – how to get the ultimate 6-pack abs (and, how to have better sex).

Between all the sit-ups and all of the orgasms, I wonder how that crowd gets anything done.

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