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Jian Ghomeshi and masturbation

October 30, 2014

back by popular demand – is the now somewhat prescient blog I did a couple of years ago on Jian Ghomeshi…

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Why is it that every time I decide to listen to CBC radio host Jian Ghomeshi I get the urge to masturbate?

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It all happened so fast. I never even knew the guy a year ago and now we are so intimate.

It was back then when I found myself – as part of my job – driving around downtown Toronto, 2-3 times a week, in the mornings, and as most Toronto morning radio is absolute moronic drivel – jammed as they are with endless ads and tireless updates from last night’s reality shows – I stumbled upon “Q with Jian Ghomeshi”.

“Ghomesh” (as I’m sure all his friends call him) is the hipster-dude-wannabe with a 10am morning show on CBC Radio One; who, like George Stromolopolis, and the Ben Mulroneys and Jeannie Beckers of the world, are moderately successful celebs despite being so completely unaware of their own…

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