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Inhaling caffeine…

February 29, 2012

New sign of the apocalypse: inhalable caffeine. For $2.99, you get the equivalent of six cups of coffee all in one cigar-shaped inhaler. “Aeroshot” was just launched in the States. Parents and doctors are already freaking out about it (inhaled all at once, it has the potential to create temporary psychosis, heart attacks, anxiety attacks, and extreme teen spin-outs). Not to mention ghost sightings, hear voices coming from your closet, and the ability to read the entire Bible in under three hours!

 Just what the world needs. Less sleep and more caffeine.

God, someone really needs to cull the herd.

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  1. david earle permalink
    March 3, 2012 6:07 pm

    “God, someone really needs to cull the herd….” It sounds like the inhaler will help do just that.!! As if Red Bulls weren’t enough, lol ; D

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